#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment
#Spiderman breaks the fourth wall a lot too # Its just Deadpool doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall
#But there is also a criminal pasted to the wall behind him who he was talking to earlier #probably just talking to that guy #spider-man isn’t that cool #’Spider-Man’ people.
i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.
There’s two missing, and your speed will be lessened on difficult terrain.
Idk why people paint australia as being chill it is one of the most racist countries in the world 80% of the population believe in some weird idea that indigenous australians are the beneficiaries of special treatment and think that the government are “helping them” instead of scheming, manipulating and profiting off of their oppression
As someone who’s lived in the United States, I would say comparable to a bunch of the rest of the world, Australia is far less terrifyingly racist, sexist, and generally bigoted. It would be wrong to say that Indigenous policy is less than fucked, but I do not believe 80% of Australians think that. No country is ideal, and I think it’s wrong to think we’re done fixing our shit, but that’s why we should fix it, rather than decry our citizens as 80% unteachable bogans.
Maybe it’s not about getting a Mr. Darcy. Maybe it’s about becoming as strong and confident as Elizabeth.
OF COURSE IT WASN’T ABOUT GETTING DARCY IT’S BILDUNGSROMAN: IT’S ABOUT BEING REWARDED FOR PERSONAL GROWTH. THAT’S NOT A MAYBE THAT WAS A DELIBERATE STRUCTURAL DECISION. AS A SECONDARY POINT, ELIZABETH HAD A WHOLE LOTTA SHIT TO FIX: SHE WAS THE PREJUDICE IN “PRIDE AND PREJUDICE”.
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
As an english major I will do you the favor of constructing the phrases “sexual supernova,” “hella dick,” and “oh gosh.”